Kevin Quillen

Laughing. Coding. Rocking. Ranting.

2012 Goals

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Something more manageable this year, no?

  • Run a 10k
  • Write & release at least 3 Drupal 7 modules
  • Contribute to at least 5 Drupal modules
  • Learn to play piano
  • Work through all the blues guitar books I’ve been sitting on
  • See the Rolling Stones on their 50th anniversary tour. Twice if possible.
  • Collect more vinyls
  • Make an effort to blog more
  • Get my Parker Fly mojo fixed up and repaired
  • Start a band
  • Go to more than 2 conferences
  • Go skiing in Colorado
  • Convert my site over to Drupal 7
  • Learn how to use my Canon T1i
  • Take two vacations
  • Replace my old Crate combo amp with a Fender Twin
  • See “The Dark Knight Rises” at least 5 times
  • Donate all excess/unused clothing. I literally have 8 bins of it.
  • Continue being badass.

Ought to be able to nail all of these for sure.

2011 Goal(s) Review

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I feel like I wrote the post about 2011 goals yesterday. Well by yesterday, I mean a year ago. It doesn’t even feel like that much time has passed. I suppose since the time flew, I must have had fun. Yes, 2011 was a pretty good year. Ups and downs just like any other, but there were a lot more ups than ever.

Review:

  • Stop trying to find the time to find the time. If you don’t have time, you simply don’t. Manage the time you have more efficiently.
  • Read 20 books. (I am already 1 down).
  • Upgrade my site to Wordpress 3.0.4 (already done)
  • Gain 10-15 pounds of muscle to make up for the 30 pounds of ‘bad’ weight I dropped. (gained about 5 - good start)
  • Move beyond 30lb dumbbells. (up to 35)
  • Join a gym. (joined 2)
  • Start going to antique auctions. (forgot about this, really)
  • Get over 2000 twitter followers. (closing in on 1400)
  • Attend Drupalcon Chicago.
  • Redevelop CKYs website in Drupal 7. (proof of concepted it, just waiting)
  • Convert my current library of books into my iPad.
  • Learn 3 new languages and apply at least 1 of them in a project.
  • Actually take a day off.
  • Get something funny on Reddit.
  • Buy a piano. Learn to play, at any level. (still interested in this)
  • Stop thinking about dumbasses.
  • Delete or close my Facebook account. (this just seems impossible, from an identity protection standpoint)
  • Buy a 1970s Les Paul. (I bought a Parker Nitefly Mojo instead, once owned by Deron Miller - seen here & here)
  • Improve my cooking skills.
  • Meet Jon Hamm.
  • Meet Michael C. Hall.
  • Upgrade to iPhone 4.
  • Start riding my bike again.
  • Drive a Porsche. I don’t have to own it, just simply drive one, once.
  • See the following in concert (if possible):
    • Mastodon
    • Red Hot Chili Peppers
    • Metallica
    • Deftones
    • Foo Fighters
    • Mark Knopfler
    • Dave Matthews
    • Death Cab For Cutie
    • Eric Clapton
    • Pearl Jam
    • Stone Temple Pilots (cancelled due to Hurricane Irene)
    • Viking Skull
    • Mudvayne
    • Andy McKee
    • Jay-Z
  • Wash my jeep twice a month.
  • Get a beach tag.
  • Replace my PC with a 27” iMac.
  • Get up at 6:30, consistently. Coincides with the first goal.
  • Learn how to use my Canon T1i.
  • Learn photography.
  • Go to New York.
  • Go to Vegas.
  • Go to L.A.
  • Go to Texas.
  • Buy an acoustic guitar. (Parker Nitefly Mojo covers this)
  • Record something.
  • Appear in more photos.
  • Spend 4th of July in DC.
  • Continue being badass.

Not counting the subpoints under Concerts, thats roughly half of the list accomplished. Combined with achieving things that were not on this list to begin with, I came out pretty far ahead. Some of those goals were just dreams, I need to be better at distinguishing the two. But still, you never know who you’ll run into.

I guess now with 2012 looming, I should think of a new list.

Heh…

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Sometimes, I love reading article comments. Ars & Reddit make me chuckle often.

Google backend nerds >>>> Apple/Facebook backend nerds

Apple user interface guys >>>> Google/Facebook interface guys

Facebook >>>> nothing really, but who cares they have a couple hundred million users.

Why I No Longer Play MMORPGs

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This post was started in late August, originally titled ‘Why I love MMORPGs’, in the midst of another MMORPG binge on Rift. I have since had a change of heart.

At my age, I cannot afford to play this type of game anymore. I’m calling “Jumanji” and hanging it up.

My typical weekday went from 8 hours of work to 14-15. Get home, log in, go. It was never meant to end up that way.

One thing I had never done in my life, at least in my gaming career, was to get the max level in an MMORPG and see the entire game. I had come close in the past. This time I wanted to see it through, and Rift was the perfect game for that. Quite honestly, its the best MMORPG since Everquest in my opinion.

I always had utmost respect for the players that could do the ‘endgame’ content in these games, areas that take 10-40 man groups to ‘clear out’ (kill the bosses) the zone. One player I always reference when talking about the subject was a player from Everquest way back in the day. He and select others, due to their outright performance and ownership over the game, were hand picked and now work at Blizzard Entertainment. I always thought that was awesome. I always thought that someday, maybe that could happen to me.

Face it, that shit isn’t easy. Most people think it is, other laugh at this type of game. It’s real, actual work. If you think it isn’t, you try successfully leading 20 people in a game without dying for hours and getting nowhere. From the time you start until the time you hit the maximum level is just practice. After that, I would find, is a relentless grind and a level of competitive gaming I had not yet experienced.

I wouldn’t call it an addiction. I was never addicted. I had a desire to be the best, just like anything else I set out to do. There wasn’t going to be any half measures this time. I wanted to do it all. I fell in with a group of people who had just transferred from another server for some reason or another. They were, by all accounts, the best from where they came from. Perfect, I thought. They were going to need players, and I needed players to see the rest of the game. Most of them were just like myself. Some younger, some older, funny, witty players. It was the catalyst that sucked me in like a riptide that takes you far away from mainland.

Before I knew it, we had picked up another 16 people. The guild I just joined went from new to ‘raid ready’ in a matter of hours. A casual, 1-2 hour a day few days a week hobby became a 6 day a week, 5 hours a night alternate life. In fact, some days it didn’t even feel real, almost automatic, something between Inception and The Machinist. Hours flew. Days fell off the calendar. I was playing every chance I got, everywhere I was needed. I even started another character, and hit the level cap in 9 straight days of playing. Only a few knew what I was up to, I balanced it well though I knew the house of cards was prone to coming down at any day. All day I thought about how we’d handle the nights raids, what loot might drop, who would get it. Advancement. Progression. Bragging rights. Boom.

So it went on, for weeks. Every night. We actually did very, very well. If I recall, our guild started out being like 9th or 10th on the server in terms of what we’d conquered, how well respected we were, and how popular our guild was. As of the day I quit, we had risen to the #1 spot. To do that, in just 5 or 6 weeks, is remarkable. I felt pretty good, we had become the best, and there was still more to do.

But not for me.

I was so driven to do this that I lost sight of everything else. My blinders were on, I saw the end, and nothing was going to stop me from getting there. Frequent nights out all but came to a halt. I started skipping the gym. I started staying up way later than I should, and Sundays were great marathon days to get ready for the weeks raid schedule. Usually on-time bill payments began lapsing. Grocery shopping became frequent take out. Whatever would cut down time and give me more to allot here, I did it. Go out for dinner? No. Down to the pub for a beer? I’ve got beer at home. Without ever thinking about it, I had become a full-time, hardcore raider.

I set a goal, I met it. It all came at a personal cost.

I realized while gaming is a fun, positive hobby, these kinds of games are habitually destructive on an individuals lifestyle. Why was I even doing this in the first place? Some old ass nostalgia? A goal the 17 year old me never got to do? Who even cares? I am doing what many others who play games like this cannot do, and that’s quit while I am ahead. After all, we did reach the top.

I should have been focused on myself and not some character. It’s precisely what I set out to do last spring and lost complete track of this summer. Because of that, I had made numerous poor decisions under clouded judgement. I wrecked half my summer in a nightmarish double life that I never intended to have. At least it’s all over.

I haven’t played in two weeks. I walked away. It feels like a huge burden has been lifted off my shoulders. What they say is true, those games are a job, and I don’t need a second one.

As of today, I will never touch one of these games again. I now run, but that’s a post for another day.

Dark Souls

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If you’re a casual gamer, just flat out skip this post. You don’t want any of this. Go buy Madden or something instead.

Okay, still with me?

Being 28 years old and born at the right time to experience the golden years in gaming, I can remember games from the NES system all the way through the late 80s up to now, from Super Nintendo to PS2. That is nearly 24-25 years worth of knowledge in my head. While the NES boasted the most difficult titles (save/continue states lacking, glitchy mechanics, and flat-out hard design) there have been a handful of titles over the years that have provided a challenge so great that they’ve nearly defeated my will to play games anymore.

As a kid, some of those games were Ninja Gaiden 1-3, Batman, Blaster Master, TMNT, Double Dragon, Zelda 1-2. I have since beaten all of those except TMNT, where a corrupt save state (emulator) trashed my progress at the very end. These were some of the hardest I can remember, although there are many more obscure ones like Kid Nikki, Hook, or McKids for example (hey, its a lot harder than you’d expect).

Since then, I haven’t really played a ‘difficult’ game since Baldurs Gate 2, where its more of a thinking mans RPG (and, probably my favorite game ever). I had heard of Ninja Gaiden (XBOX) legendary difficulty, and yes, what they say about it is true. However, I was able to beat that as well, albeit after many many deaths.

That’s the thing about video games. They were made to be conquered, they were made by humans much like ourselves. Some games, however, are only beatable by the elite. I by no means claim to be an elite gamer, since its such a vague description, but I know I am up in the ranks somewhere.

There are two games out in the wild for PS3 that will truely test your skills as a gamer, your decision making, endurance and willpower. These games are Demon’s Souls and its followup, Dark Souls (look, even CNET is writing articles asking if the game is ‘too hard?’- no, just hang up the controller and find another hobby).

Demon’s Souls defeated a lot of players. A lot of people probably never saw more than a quarter of the game. I was not one of those people. Unlike pretty much any other game out there, it does not give hints, it does not hold your hand, it does not care if you think it is unfair. It is relentless. You die, a lot, no matter how good you are. This made me love, but also hate, the game. But for $60 this is exactly what I want out of a video game- I don’t want it to give in to me and just hand over the ending credits. Make us work for it.

There was never much of a plan for a sequel to Demon’s Souls, but after positive reactions, high reviews and players still playing the original, From Software set out to make Dark Souls, taking the difficulty up 10 times what it was in Demon’s Souls.

“It’s a type of survival-RPG, made for sadists.” - Reviewer

It’s hard. Real hard. I would go so far as to say this is probably one of the hardest games I have ever played. No directions, no instructions. You are put in a world and told to go. Little hints are scribbled around the world from other players, usually telling you to ‘watch out ahead’. No matter how well equipped you are or how quick you are with defensive moves, you basically die in a couple of hits. Die, and the game gets harder. The more you die the tougher time you’ll have- and that is the only motivation to do what you can to stay alive.

I am about 1.5 hours into the game, getting a feel for it and exploring around. I died pretty much in the first 3 minutes of the game, and probably 20 times since.

This is exactly the challenge I have waited for from gaming this year. If you can beat this game, congratulate yourself- you’re a better gamer than a lot of folks out there.

If you do pick this up, do yourself a favor and do not look up hints, tips and walkthrough videos online. It will only ruin the experience. Earn your win.

Oh, and on the back of the box? It tells you straight up: “Prepare to die.”

Official website: http://www.preparetodie.com/en/